My experience with this mug is unlike any other. From the first moment the mug touched my lips I felt its power. My mustache grew a half in inch in less than an hour from my first sip. I noticed my grip strength improved dramatically from simply holding the mug with half a cup of coffee in it.
As far as what it did to my coffee, I'm at a loss for a scientific explanation. All I know is I drink the same mediocre brand of coffee yet the first cup I drank from this mug was different than any previous cups. As I drank it I felt my soul gain a power unlike anything words can describe. I heard echoes of the armies of Valhalla in my thoughts throughout the morning. During my morning walk in the woods, I encountered a mother grizzly bear with 2 cubs. Typically this would have resulted in my immediate and gruesome demise yet with coffee still on my breath, I stood in awe as she did the unthinkable. Right before me she turned around, ignored her cubs, and did what appeared to be what the kids these days call "twerking". If I didn't know any better id say this bear was flirting with me. Of course, I didn't find it appealing as she ignored her cubs the entire time, not very respectable behavior of a mother of any species, although now, after contemplating the power of this mug, I understand.
She simply couldn't resist the power and awe bestowed upon me by this one-of-a-kind coffee mug.
I can't even repeat what happened after my second cup, you'll have to grab one for yourself and experience it on your own.
